Privacy Policy
Last updated: February 13, 2026
Look, we get it — privacy policies are about as exciting as watching paint dry. But you deserve to know what happens with your info when you visit this site. Here's the deal, in plain English.
What We Collect
Analytics (Google Analytics)
We use Google Analytics (tracking ID: G-Z92RFQ1YSS) to understand how people use this site. This helps us figure out what content actually helps you guys. Google Analytics collects:
- Pages you visit and how long you stick around
- General location (country/city level, not your address)
- Device and browser info
- How you found us (search, social, etc.)
This data is anonymized and aggregated. We can't identify you personally from it.
Questions You Submit
When you submit a question through our form, we store it securely using Cloudflare KV (a cloud database). We collect:
- Your question text
- Timestamp of submission
We don't ask for your name or email unless you choose to include it. Your questions may inspire future content, but we'll never publish anything that could identify you.
Cookies
Yeah, we use cookies. Specifically:
- Google Analytics cookies — Track site usage (as described above)
- Essential cookies — Keep the site working properly
Most browsers let you block or delete cookies if that's your thing. Just know some site features might not work as well.
Third Parties
We work with a couple of third-party services:
- Google (Analytics) — See their privacy policy
- Cloudflare (Hosting & Storage) — See their privacy policy
We don't sell your data to anyone. Period. That's sleazy and we're not about it.
Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you might have certain rights regarding your data:
For Everyone
- You can opt out of Google Analytics using Google's opt-out browser add-on
- You can clear cookies in your browser settings
For EU Visitors (GDPR)
You have the right to access, correct, delete, or port your personal data. You can also object to processing or request we limit it.
For California Residents (CCPA)
You have the right to know what personal information we collect, request deletion, and opt out of any "sale" of personal info (which we don't do anyway).
Contact Us
Got questions about your privacy or want to exercise any of your rights? Reach out:
Email: [email protected]
Changes to This Policy
If we make significant changes to how we handle your data, we'll update this page. Check back occasionally if you're into that sort of thing.